With Christmas just around the corner, it’s time to gear up for another year of War on Christmas. With this being the sixth year of the event, the stakes have never been higher. Here at GodzillaNewz, we’ve assembled a comprehensive guide to help make sure you’re prepared for whatever mayhem awaits.
First off, the main event of War on Christmas is the battle between Santa Claus and Godzilla. With each year, the ferocity of the fight seemingly intensifies. Godzilla has been working on new and powerful attacks while Santa has been honing his skills and gathering gifts for good boys and girls all around the world. Who will come out on top this year? Only time will tell.
Secondly, it’s important to stock up on defensive measures. For those living in Japan, Godzilla-resistant buildings have been erected all around the country. The U.S. military is also reportedly mobilizing its resources to take on the giant reptile, but we all know they don’t stand a chance. For the rest of us who can’t be as well-prepared, the best weapon is knowledge. Keeping tabs on both Godzilla and Santa’s whereabouts will be a great help in staying safe over this holiday season.
Finally, though it may seem odd, one of the main events of the War on Christmas is the spread of good cheer. Despite the constant danger looming in the air, it’s still important to enjoy this festive time of the year. So be sure to enjoy all the fun of Christmas with your loved ones, remembering to stay safe at all times.
GodzillaNewz wishes all of you a happy and safe holiday season, but be sure to stay on guard as the War on Christmas has only just begun.